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The “R” is for “Rape”

Posted in Music, Observations with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 12, 2008 by kinganyi

It’s common knowledge by now that Robert “R. Kelly” beat charges of statutory rape. However, if procecutors were to bring up “the R” on remix rape charges, their case would stick! I displayed the “Pied Piper’s” remix rape of T-Pain and Ludacris’ “Chopped and Screwed” (see post titled SHAWTY DONT CHOP ME, SCREW YOU), where he just plain booted Luda out the mix. When the R does a remix, it becomes his! Which is why I call it remix rape.
Exhibit A: Ciara- Promise (remix)
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=eXG–7ChfFk]
..Not even fair

Exhibit B: Beyonce- If I Were a Boy (remix)
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=8FDH8JEU9WA]
… I admit that I hated this song.. Until Robert hit it….

But wait!… Robert raped Kanye!
Exhibit C: Kanye West- Love Lockdown (remix)
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=RbBJt-DZBEg]

Lock him up and throw away the key.. But let him keep makin rapemixes

Rapemixes is a silly word I just made up.

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The “R” is for “Rape”

Posted in Movies, Observations with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 12, 2008 by kinganyi

It’s common knowledge by now that Robert “R. Kelly” beat charges of statutory rape. However, if procecutors were to bring up “the R” on remix rape charges, their case would stick! I originally pounted this out on my post ” SHAWTY DONT CHOP ME, SCREW YOU!” showing you what he did to T-Pain & Ludacris’, CHOPPED AND SCREWED. He forcibly had his way with the beat and it wasn’t fair!.. We must prosecute! The Bliznog has built a case against the “Pied Piper.”

Exhibit A: Ciara- Promise
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=eXG–7CfFk]
… That’s just not fair!

Exhibit B: Beyonce- If I Were a Boy
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=8FDH8JEU9WA]
.. I’ll admit, I HATED this song.. Until the R hit it! Now it’s the perfect duet.

But damn… Did Kells have to rape Kanye… Yes he did!

Exhibit C: Kanye West: Love Lockdown
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=RbBJt-DZBEg]
Waaaaaaay better than the original.
The Pied Piper took them cheecks!

Lock him up and throw away the key.. And force him to do more rapemixes!

Rapemix is a silly word I just made up for R. Kelly remixes

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Shawty dont chop me! Screw you!

Posted in Fiesta, Music, Observations, Relationships with tags , , , , on December 2, 2008 by kinganyi

I was feelin T-Pain’s “Chopped and Screwed” with Ludacris… Then I heard the remix featuring the Pied Piper himself… The aRuh R. Kelly… Now I’m in love widdit!

[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=E83CRYYPEyU]

Hot!…
I’ve been chopped before, but never screwed out of by money… But being chopped is bad enough! You know when a female gives u a little play then does the hokey pokey on you… This broad I was talkin to in Riverside wanted to spend the night at my house, but didn’t want to bone, which is acceptable for our first time kicking it… But then the bitch suggested I sleep on the floor… At my home… Where EYE pay rent. Needless to say, she got thee worse verbal assault I’ve ever given anyone, man woman, or child.. But I was chopped… Thank goodness for game… If not for that magical thing I might have been screwed too… And I wouldn’t have had a backup stallion to entertain either… SCREW YOU BOO BOO!

But maybe Im crazy…

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