Letta Etta Hate!

King Anyi

Etta James recently has some choice words for Beyonce and Barack Obama. She was upset that Beyonce sang her ancient hit, “At Last” as the first couple’s first dance. Have a listen.
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=r5W5ZgGrrPc]

I’m not wild about Beyonce Carter, myself, but don’t hate on her AND the president… Yes YOUR president!

And if Ancient Etta wrote the song, then she got paid anyways, right? But she didn’t. So no “1 hit” wonder she sounds like a bitter beyotch.

Here’s the clip of the first dance after the inauguration:
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=Un_YHXoLwAs]

I think they had Beyonce, who portrays Etta James in the recent fail, Cadillac Records, song the song because it’s a connection between a previous generation and a new one… I don’t give a rat’s tail about Etta OR the song. The Obamas looked kinda unnatural dancing to it. Beyonce should have sang this to usher in this new day:
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=jZdMFB4BhrQ]

But really, Ancient Etta, in the immortal words of Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys, “QUIT HATIN MUTHAF***A, QUIT HATIN!”

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For Whom The Patti LaBelle Tolls

Kanye “footmouth” West recently said he considered Beyonce to be the “greatest singer… Greater than Tina Turner!” Somebody obviously is putting drugs in his vocoder because Patti LaBelle still reigns diva supreme! The fact that he considered Tina Turner as the vocalist to beat (just forgot all about Aretha) is proof that not only are his jeans too tight, his barber doesn’t like him and snipped a few braincells off the top of his incomplete haircut!

LMAO.. But we digress…

Today, the Bliznog, if no one else will, salutes Patti LaBelle… This classic was the feature song on the “Beverly Hills Cop” Soundtrack, and is inspiration for getting the eff up out the house on a Friday night!
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=EIb00Sj7Ru4]

What would be great is if Bey and LaBelle had a duet, so we can witness the vocal beatdown!.. It happened to Gladys!

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The “R” is for “Rape”

It’s common knowledge by now that Robert “R. Kelly” beat charges of statutory rape. However, if procecutors were to bring up “the R” on remix rape charges, their case would stick! I displayed the “Pied Piper’s” remix rape of T-Pain and Ludacris’ “Chopped and Screwed” (see post titled SHAWTY DONT CHOP ME, SCREW YOU), where he just plain booted Luda out the mix. When the R does a remix, it becomes his! Which is why I call it remix rape.
Exhibit A: Ciara- Promise (remix)
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=eXG–7ChfFk]
..Not even fair

Exhibit B: Beyonce- If I Were a Boy (remix)
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=8FDH8JEU9WA]
… I admit that I hated this song.. Until Robert hit it….

But wait!… Robert raped Kanye!
Exhibit C: Kanye West- Love Lockdown (remix)
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=RbBJt-DZBEg]

Lock him up and throw away the key.. But let him keep makin rapemixes

Rapemixes is a silly word I just made up.

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The “R” is for “Rape”

It’s common knowledge by now that Robert “R. Kelly” beat charges of statutory rape. However, if procecutors were to bring up “the R” on remix rape charges, their case would stick! I originally pounted this out on my post ” SHAWTY DONT CHOP ME, SCREW YOU!” showing you what he did to T-Pain & Ludacris’, CHOPPED AND SCREWED. He forcibly had his way with the beat and it wasn’t fair!.. We must prosecute! The Bliznog has built a case against the “Pied Piper.”

Exhibit A: Ciara- Promise
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=eXG–7CfFk]
… That’s just not fair!

Exhibit B: Beyonce- If I Were a Boy
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=8FDH8JEU9WA]
.. I’ll admit, I HATED this song.. Until the R hit it! Now it’s the perfect duet.

But damn… Did Kells have to rape Kanye… Yes he did!

Exhibit C: Kanye West: Love Lockdown
[YouTube=http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=RbBJt-DZBEg]
Waaaaaaay better than the original.
The Pied Piper took them cheecks!

Lock him up and throw away the key.. And force him to do more rapemixes!

Rapemix is a silly word I just made up for R. Kelly remixes

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