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The “R” is for “Rape”

Posted in Music, Observations with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 12, 2008 by kinganyi

It’s common knowledge by now that Robert “R. Kelly” beat charges of statutory rape. However, if procecutors were to bring up “the R” on remix rape charges, their case would stick! I displayed the “Pied Piper’s” remix rape of T-Pain and Ludacris’ “Chopped and Screwed” (see post titled SHAWTY DONT CHOP ME, SCREW YOU), where he just plain booted Luda out the mix. When the R does a remix, it becomes his! Which is why I call it remix rape.
Exhibit A: Ciara- Promise (remix)
..Not even fair

Exhibit B: Beyonce- If I Were a Boy (remix)
… I admit that I hated this song.. Until Robert hit it….

But wait!… Robert raped Kanye!
Exhibit C: Kanye West- Love Lockdown (remix)

Lock him up and throw away the key.. But let him keep makin rapemixes

Rapemixes is a silly word I just made up.

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