It’s so hilarious when I see fools I know or have seen around the entertainment circuit on TV.. THIS rappin ass dude, Evan Wreck’n I used to see ALL the time at the Music Box I hosted at the Palm’s Bar on Santa Monica in West Hollywood. This cat has burned me down and liquored me up on several occasions.. so I won’t say TOO MUCH about bruh… but LOL.. the footage and rap he spits says it all!.. I’m over here dyin’

LMMFAO @ the commercial too…. and he probably meant to say entrepreneur, but said philanthropist instead.. but Hood philanthropy is something that needs to be examined! For example, I’m going to donate my address to 50 children so they can go to schools in better districts!.. TBC

I video taped a dude get str8 hustled by a dude with three bottle caps, some balled up shit, and a purple suit.. Lol dude lost $50!.. I didn’t have the heart to tell this kid his lips were HELLA CRUSTED!.. but check it out at 2:30.. I get MY HATE ON!!

My brief thoughts on CD Salesmen:

Happy Veterans Day!.. Today tell a vet you appreciate their service.  I would like to thank all military personnel for their service of our country! I would also like to shout out all the OG’s and hood veterans serving the block, as well as the souldiers of the turf holding it down.  HUGE shouts out to all the veteran comedians killing, bombing, and jumping on grenades for our entertainment!

Now watch this video of Fat Ass Rick Ross shirtless with 1,000,000 tattoos!  Its called VETERANS DAY!

AND.. watch GHETTO SOLDIERS

You wanna be more like OBAMA!?.. follow @KINGANYI on Twitter!

Somewhere between tweet number one and tweet number 8,075 I started getting followed by the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama.  I’m so excited about this I’m going to cancel my Long Island Iced TEA PARTY.. Not!.. Hey Obama!.. since Johanes Mehserle gets to walk for killing unarmed Oscar Grant, can you do me a solid and FREE MUMIA!?.. that’d be great!

Speaking of political prisoners..Lil Wayne is out of jail!… Lil Bow Wow not long ago said his visit to Lil Wayne it was so inspirational and now he’s suicidal for some reason.  Maybe he should have visited a Mumia Abu Jamal or a REAL political prisoner and he would get to see how lucky he really is to be the Lil big dude he is.  or maybe he just needs a follow from Obama.. WORKED FOR ME!

Hey this spoof of the MC HAMMER “Better Run run”  Jay-Z diss is HELLArious!

Lady Justice’s blindfold is made of the same fabric as women’s leggings.  Her scales are unbalanced from weighing crack and powder cocaine to deliver mandatory minimum sentencing. And I can see someone up under her dress.  The bitch’s sword is still sharp though!

When Judge Robert Perry sentenced Johannes Mehserle to two years with double credit for time served for the fatal shooting of  unarmed Oscar Grant, he not only delivered a slap on the wrist; he delivered a slap in the face.  A slap in the face of human rights, assuming unarmed African American males are human, of course.  After spending the month of June sitting in the courtroom, viewing video of officers attacking the cooperative Grant in his head and neck before shooting him in the back while he lay face down, I realized that regardless whether a black man is a felon or a family man, he is still shit in the eyes of law enforcement and the judicial system.  Literally. Shit.  When police respond to calls involving black males, the code is BM.  That night there were 5 BMs on the platform and police responded ready to flush.

I’ve been targeted by police, stomped on, had guns drawn on me, been wrongfully detained, and even been wrongfully arrested and jail. Each time, I was left with a reminder of where I stand in this nation.  I’m not here to complain about my status as the “Bowel Movement” of American society, because iroonically, the American justice system, too, is shit.  How else can you explain the compassionate sentencing of Mehserle for killing a man being more compassionate than those of Plaxico Burress, who shot himself, and Michael Vick, who abused dogs?  For every explanation you can offer for these discrepancies (which don’t even cover the spectrum), be it jurisdiction, proceedure, etc, is more proof that our justice system is not just.

America is a great nation that is like a great tower, the foundation of which is decrepit and rusty.  The Ivy of injustice all but fully encases the building.  The rust from the foundation may have spread all the way up to the office suites, but as long as the penthouse suites are still in pristine condition, why should we have to worry about this tower’s inhabitable conditions?  After all, they are more livable than the buildings that surround us.  A part of me wants to encourage the violent demolition of this disgusting structure, but instead, I will encourage us all to stand back and do nothing as the building crumbles, as all poorly crafted constructions eventually do.

I mean I got love for America, but I’m not IN LOVE with America… at all

So Hammer isn’t backing down, even though Jigga says it wasn’t an intentional diss.  But I must hand it to Hammer, he is definitely the opposite of a buster!.. The man CALLS A BROOKLYN radio station and handles these questions.  It gets DEEP at 5:14!!

THIS is why I never lost respect for Hammer.. he’s like that embarrassing uncle that you hate having to be with in public.. but thats the OG uncle Stanley Hammer!

Can someone please explain to me why Forever 21 bags have John 3:16, the bible verse, on their bags! Forever 21 is a clothing store that caters to whores, both professional and volunteer. Ain’t no religion involved! That’d be funny if the clothes themselves had verses on them. Chicks would be buying up all the Thongs of Salvation and Clear Heels of Redemption. But a lot more dudes will get more familiar with the bible if a stripper slid down the pole in a John 3:16 G-String

Here’s a comedian talking about forever 21.. I can’t relate to this at all, but I’m sure it’s hilarious to SOMEBODY!

I get accused of being nice in an attempt to fuck the bitches a lot.  I do flirt, but got dammit I swear these females should get over their lil ole vages.  That’s like competing in a gameshow and the prize is a brand new washer/dryer.  Sure you may beat out your contestant, but at the end of the day, your prize is chores.  I’m not nice because I’m trying to fuck you, I’m nice cause I’m feeling nice.  I’m not an asshole because I don’t want to fuck you. I’m an asshole because I’m just feeling a lil assholier than thou at the moment.  I (speaking for myself now) am capable of thinking with my actual head, but whats the point if the broads are just gonna accuse you of thinking with your dickhead?  Now I (again speaking for myself) wont start acting like an asshole and blame it on these punk ass broads, I’ll take ownership for my shit.. I’d rather u RUNAWAY from me than walk.

POW!