Obamaman

I think the world of Obama. I have for a long time while a lot of people were like “Obama who?”. So I am definitely proud to see how far he’s come In his campaign, rather how far we’ve carried him. Thinking beyond the White House, I honestly believe there isn’t anything Obama can’t accomplish. Like Ron Burgundy, Will Farrells charicture of the alpha anchorman, Barack Obama is “The Balls!”

If Obama decided to rap, I know, he’d eat Jay-Z, T.I., AND Lil Wayne! I’m still waiting for Barack-A-Fella Records!

I think Barack Obama can whoop Mike Tyson’s ass. Buff dudes get knocked out too!

I even think if Obama were to grow out his hair and get it permed, it’d be waaaay silkier than Rev. Al Sharpton!
Church!
Sanctuary!
Tabernacle!
Obama!
Amen!